She speaks. Or rather, she writes.

Apparently, I have too many whiny male sometimes chauvinistic friends and relatives. I still love you all, but that’s not gonna stop me from ranting.

Men say they hate clingy women.. and yet.. they want to be admired, respected and NEEDED. Feeds their manly shit and all. Damsel in distress fantasy crap.

Scenario#1

Female: Oh darling what would I do withuot you.. You are my haert, my soul, my everything. you.. complete me

Male: Hoorah for you my good woman. You have fed my insatiable ego and made our relationship stronger.

Scenario #2

Female: I’m sick laa.. Can help take me to the doctor?

Male: AIyooohhh you women are all the same! Weak! I tell you aaahhh… Without us men you wud surely have been extinct!

Then there’s the whole "jual mahal" vs "too easy argument".

Men whine about women (waaaay out of their leagues of course) "jual mahal" but the ones that like em and respond all friendly and nice are immidietly rejected because "too easy" lah. No challenge. Primitive urges to hunt and conquer not fed.

What about the equal rights thingy??

Men: OMG you don’t know how to cook?!?!? The world has ended! We are doomed to starvation!

in the very same breath…

Men: That bitch didn’t pay for her share of food on our date! What does she think I am?!??! Her bank account?!??

Or in marriages..

Men: Alaa sayang.. you pay the electricity and astro bill laaaa.. Help me a bit. After all u working oso right.. Oh yeahh.. N baby’s diapers need to be changed.. And I’m getting hungry.. What time would lunch be served? And oh, I think upstairs needs cleaning laaa, I was sneezing all night. Oh look.. Baywatch is showing on Star World..

Lets not get started on the sex issues.

Next blog will be a rant on why know-it-all doctors need a whack on their heads.