She speaks. Or rather, she writes.

..because one person starts it.. And before you can say
Iwantanicedcaramelmacchiato, you’re tagged! And all the stars and moon align
themselves so well you have nothingg else to blog about so you be one of
"those" people (the ones that believe hoax friendster-is-closing-down
msgs) and oblige. Muahahaha..

RULES: People who are tagged should write a blog post of
6 weird things about them as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you
need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don’t forget to
leave a comment that says ‘you are tagged’ in their comments and tell them to
read your blog.

1. When I’m really stressed from the heat, I draw a circle on my porch, hold a
lighter and make owl noises while dancing and singing to call for the rain. Always
works. People say it’s my abysmal voice quality that makes the higher powers
oblige.

2. Everytime I see a frog, I kiss it. Sometimes I get it wrong and kiss a toad
instead, yuck! All in the name of finding true love. Sigh.

3. Remember the Truman show?? I believe ever since they
busted that one up, they are now doing the Azlina show. I’ve caught them a
couple of times (nothing as huge as lights falling from the sky, more like
people whispering behind my back and looking at me funny.. ) They’re pretty good
at keeping the secret. I guess they learnt after Truman.

Now THAT’S what I call weird. As usual, real life is sooo by far, less
entertaining :

1. My life is not worth living without coffee in the mornings. No, wait. YOUR
life is not worth living if I don’t have coffee in the mornings.

2. I don’t like kids, but for some weird higher-powers-are
laughing-their-ass-off reasons, they (kids) cannot leave me alone when they see
me. Same thing with cats. I have been banned from three (3) close friends’ home
because of my expressed desire to hurt children. I believe more bannings are
forthcoming once I publish this.

3. I love the smell of petroleum.

4. I talk to myself. Constantly. I’ve got a factory of "little

lynns" inside my
head that constantly demand attention. Try saying ‘no’ to something inside your
head. It’s easier to humour them.

5. I never have opinions. Like seriously. I’m one of those atas pagar people
that annoy everyone else because they never pick sides. If you ask me to choose
between two options, I’d list the pros and cons of both and make YOU decide. Apparently,
that’s a sign of bad leadership. Sigh. Whatever happened to the days of leaders
not doing anything but lepak all day?

6. I can’t tell the difference between C class Merc or an S class. In fact, I
have trouble distinguishing a Volvo, Merc, Honda and BMW in itself, much less
the models. Appaling, I know. On the bright side, it used to be worse. At least
I now can tell Malaysian cars apart.

I’m not even CLOSE to being weird. Damn.

Everyone who reads is considered tagged.